A+, Mr.President.

My life really luxuriates in piling on the irony. Tomorrow is the anniversary of my grandfather’s death. Today is the day my best friend had her “sexual debut”. But I think that really serves to remind us that life is life, and it goes on and new stories will always be being written. 

I’m actually really happy that I’m the first person she told.

lifeafterabuse:

Gender explained.

missakito:

I am bowing down before the beauty and logic yes this is why I hate Twilight not because sparkly vampires or any of that shit but because of this THISSSSS

I love Laci.

Gettin’ pumped for a new SNL tonight. I’m not a huge fan of Vince Vaughn, but we’ll see…

Can someone make a gif of danisnotonfire’s lastest live show where he answers the one person’s weird religious question about bathing in the blood of Christ?haha!

I just thought that was hilarious! He was all “I used to- then I got kicked out. Turns out they don’t like you doing what everyone does in the bathtub in the baptismal pool!” haha! I died. Gif that and send the sh!t my way.

carriehopefletcher:

Here’s my mash up that goes with the Cup Song! Please share if you like it! :D 

I wanna be able to do this, but I can’t sing the original cup song while doing the cup thing. My brain just spazzes. Not cute. But fo’ real, I’m obsessed with this.

Can’t handle how cute this is.