Julia Rose is HILARIOUS!
releasings:

no i don’t want to talk about it, mom.

releasings:

no i don’t want to talk about it, mom.

dragonpikachu:

i-wanna-get-in-englands-pants:

aiyuwithoutatrace:

wegotplansforsammy:

wibblywobblytimeturners:

somewherethats-green:

the worst fuckin thing is

“oh you sing? are you a good singer? SING SOMETHING FOR ME RIGHT NOW”

“do you draw? you do? DRAW ME”

like no

“you write? MAKE ME A CHARACTER IN YOUR STORY”

“you act? CRY FOR ME RIGHT NOW”

“You speak that language?! Say something in it!”

“you murder? KILL ME RIGHT NOW”

The last one seems more doable

jeankd:

beautifullyburnedxo:

sailordirtbag:

before you date a girl with a mental illness, remember: saying, “you’re beautiful” won’t balance the chemicals in her brain.

and don’t fucking say, “i’ll be here for you, no matter what,” if you don’t mean it.

don’t think you’re fixing her by saying, “i love you.” because you’re not

This needs more notes.

All of it, but mostly the bolded

chiltonomics:

xproblem-childx999:

cutebabe:

fuck regular q-tips i need some masculinity-tips 

whgat… do you build.. with a qtip…

a fucking starship for ants

chiltonomics:

xproblem-childx999:

cutebabe:

fuck regular q-tips i need some masculinity-tips 

whgat… do you build.. with a qtip…

a fucking starship for ants

rrrrosa:

those songs that start in one earbud and flow into the next

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sanastark:

on a scale of fake pockets to nachos how good is your idea

michaelpalin:

a plus-side to being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas and i will not judge you because i will also be in my pajamas

loltias:

Seeing people the same age as you doing awesome things with their lifeimage

corgay:

the-blog-of-anne-frank:

I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry

oh my fucking god